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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Invisible Michael Vick Scalps Redskins, 59-28

Invisible No. 7



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To: My Entire Cyberspace Loyal Fans and Readers



From: Sir Leonard



Subject: The Invisible Michael Vick Scalps Redskins, 59-28



Date: November 16, 2010



Dear Fans and Readers:



Why Michael Vick has become untouchable as a pocket quarterback! Number one reason, Head Coach Andy Reid. Other mentoring sources were tips from former left-handed quarterbacks, such as, Steve Young (who sat and watch Michael Vick break his records, on Monday Night football), other mentors and Michael Vick's tenacious desire and perseverance to conquer the awesome position at quarterback; and his record-breaking, historical performance on Monday Night football proved he has done just that!



However, I still stick to the fact that he's not heavy and tall enough to play such bona fide position as quarterback; but his feline-quickness, elusiveness and his ability to make himself "awol" (invisible to his opponents) make up for all that--first you see him and then you don't! As I dissected the game; in the third quarter, it had become apparent that Michael Vick's deceptions against the opposition had paid off. Their defense had fallen apart like a deck of cards--confusion and chaos had set in. Before Michael Vick's last rushing touchdown into the end zone, the defensive player nearest him seemed to be as far as a mile away, as the running backs moved around on the line of scrimmage, while Michael Vick scrambled around in the back field, unmolested, and finally walked in for the touchdown.



Meanwhile, what had happened in the earlier quarters, Michael Vick had confused, frustrated and befuddled the Washington Redskins, so much so, that they didn't know whether he was going to pass, hand off or run as their entire efforts became disorganized and defenseless against Michael Vick's tricks and antics. Look out Peyton Manning, Michael Vick says, "Move over little doggy because the big dog is moving in"!







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Research Teaches Robots How to Deceive and Lie

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November 8, 2010



Research Teaches Robots How to Deceive and Lie



That's all America needs now, is two pieces of steel going around lying to each other! Your government is using your tax money to fund the Navy to toy around with algorithms (a finite sequence of steps for solving problems) that'll teach robots to deceive and lie to each other. Working with the interdependence theory and game theory to formulate their algorithms, they came up with two factors that must be present to set the deceptive tactic in motion--some sort of conflict between the hunter and the hunted--and the deceiving robot must derive benefits from the deception.



The two robots were entered into 20 games of hide and seek with three possible hiding spots, marked by colored markers. The hunter was programmed to locate the hiding robot by which markers it knocked over on way to its hiding place. In the trials, seventy-five percent of the times, the hiding robot would knock down the markers on the way to one hiding place; then once past the markers, he would turn and hide somewhere else, throwing the following (hunter) robot off course. Scientists and researchers claim that the all-important purpose of this tax-funded nonsense is critical in keeping both technology and information out of the hands of the enemy.



These scientists and researchers must be Democrats! This is a continuous effort to find a method to create life in a fake man without the cloning process--which nobody wants. Although, stupidly, still being taught our children in schools, the Theory of Evolution is defeated every time a baby is born; because over and over again and again it proves that a man and a woman are still having babies and monkeys are still having monkeys by the Creation Theory! You narrow-minded Democrats; you can toy and play around with robots, all you want to, but you'll never ever succeed in finding a way to instill life in these iron robots--only God Almighty, the Creator can do that! The more you try the more stupid you look--throw in the towel, folks, throw in the towel!